(A Seussian suggestion for our modern age)
Word Thingys: Salome Strangelove

I hear what you’re saying
And follow the plot
They go low we go high
It’s a noble type thought
Not sure it’s the best way
To handle the klan
So if you’ll indulge me
An alternate plan

Let’s all punch Nazis
Let’s break all their noses
Let’s shatter their shin bones
And stomp on their toeses
Let’s all punch Nazis
Let’s fuck them up good
Let’s send them all running
I think that we should

I know, yes I know
That’s not what we do
We’re supposed to be better
Supposed to stay true
I believe all the rule books
Respect all the norms
I just think there’s room
For a couple reforms

Let’s all punch Nazis
Let’s break all their noses
Let’s shatter their shin bones
And stomp on their toeses
Let’s all punch Nazis
Let’s fuck them up good
Let’s send them all running
I think that we should

You can clutch at your pearls
And bothsides your concerns
But when it comes down to it
You’re either actions or words
They’re marching and shouting
You hear what they say
Come punch Nazis with us
Or get out of the way

Let’s all punch Nazis
Let’s break all their noses
Let’s shatter their shin bones
And stomp on their toeses
Let’s all punch Nazis
Let’s fuck them up good
Let’s send them all running
I think that we should

My grandpa punched Nazis
Hey, so did yours
They knew to beat Nazis
You run up the score
When Nazis are more scared
Than those that they hurt
We can talk more about it
And dust off the dirt

Until then
Until then
Until then

Let’s all punch Nazis
Let’s break all their noses
Let’s shatter their shin bones
And stomp on their toeses
Let’s all punch Nazis
Let’s fuck them up good
Let’s send them all running
I think that we should