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Shopaholic
paper doll extraordinaire.
Salome Strangelove was willed into being on 11/21/2005
after the vile temptress Sabrina Doolittle wooed her
into Second Life with the promise that it was “just a
game.” The first few days are all a blur, but after
regaining consciousness from what witnesses report as
“an SL shopping bacchanalia” Salome found herself short
thousands upon thousands of Lindens. Thus, she decided
she should put her thinking cap on and start earning
some virtual scratch. Her virtual reality endeavors and
riotous hijinx ensued. Although responsible,
entrepreneurial Salome presents herself to the virtual
universe on most days, the inner shopping siren still
continues to wage a war for control. Wanton SL shopping
bacchanalias come on hard and fast without so much as
a full moon to navigate such transformations by.
Should you encounter Ms. Strangelove while she is in the
throes of such a state, it is best to lower your eyes in
a display of submissiveness and make sure you are not
standing between her and any desirable couture then,
slowly, without any overt sudden movements, lower
yourself to the ground and curl into a fetal position
until she leaves the vicinity. DO NOT attempt to hide
merchandise from her; she can smell it. Please note that
it is not wise to speak or approach Salome while in a
shopping frenzy, but occasionally waving jewelry and
other pretty baubles will distract her long enough to
allow you a safe retreat. |
